“Owaaah” said the people. “Oh, I see a monster! Ooooooh, Eh!” The people said as they died from Monster encounter.
“Oooooowa di di di ehhh” said Bleh bleh. He was the only survivor of the Monster encounter. His words, translated mean “like, die.” So, he was saying essentially, “bummer about my friends dying”. And it was a bummer. Everyone left alive agreed.
“Oooow, ehhhhh”. That is how the people scream. There weren’t any people left alive to scream, so what Bleh bblehh heard was actually an echo of just before they died.
“Ehhllhhewweh” Bleh bblehh sounded as he ate the dead people and then threw up. Then, the dead people didn’t agree with his stomach and gave him bad gas. PfbbbbbBBbbbBBBpffbb came the sound followed by a disabling smell.
The dirty smell came to a creature, and it was called a camel. They were going past a camel. The camel was light brown, with two humps and a big head. A giant head. So big, it just died. Then, “Eeeee” said the camel after he was dead. Then he blew the smell away. Then “Ehhghh weehhh” said the camel, continuing his talk after he was dead. Then he went “Eeehwehh”. And that was finally the end of what the camel said after he was dead.
Then, “Eeewoo eeewoo” added the camel as a final PS after he was done talking after being dead.
Then something was moving near him…
Then, it was actually just a raccoon. Although, they are deadly but this one was super cute. Super cute, and still deadly. Something else was making another sound, but noone heard it, because it was in town, so far away. But it was just a dog. One of the people in the town, in their house said “poiuy”. This meant, “I’m glad I’m in my house where this flood (which has not yet been mentioned) will get me.”
“Wooohoo, that is where I was sitting!” said the man, as he noticed his dog was sitting where he was sitting. They got in their car, and began to drive away, through the flood. The dog was driving. And, while they were driving, out of the flood came… a ginormous blue whale. And then, a big shark was coming for them. Then when the shark got to them, he ate them. But, before he could eat them, they were eating candy canes. Blue candy canes to be exact. Blue candy canes made them gassy. So, when the shark ate them, they went crazy with farts. Pfhbbbffbbbbppppbb, yelled the people from their behinds. They also called the earth “their behinds”. But in this case, it wasn’t the earth that was farting, if you know what I mean.
“Grrrrrrr” said Dada, who is the one who thought he was Bleh bleh. Then he was freezing again. Like that, as he held his arms in a V. Then, he got in a meditating position and said “Ohmmmmm”. Then, he was whining about the shark and the whale.
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