Deep in the forest of Boraxia, lived an elf named Dalgona. Dalgona loved gardening and building boats. The other elves thought gardening was boring and boat building was too hard so they never helped Dalgona. Dalgona felt lonely a lot. He wanted friends and help with his garden and boats.
“Silly Billy, won’t cha help a poor elf with his garden?” Silly Billy, or Bill, was a giant, humanoid rabbit.
“Duz it have cabbage?”
Dalgona thought this was a very strange question. “Cabbage?!?” he questioned. “Why in the world would you want to have cabbage on a boat!?”
Silly Billy replied, “Because cabbage gives you gas and can help power our boat.”
“Gross!” Exclaimed Dalgona. But SIlly Billy did have a good point. How would they power their boat? The next day, they set out to build their boat. They had gathered various materials, including rat hide, jarred fish eyes, as well as iron wood. While building the boat, a lot of the water turned into mud. They shrugged and then moved on. The rabbit ate ten pounds of cabbage before the boat was ready. The silly rabbit farted so hard and consistently that it propelled them at mach 10. But luckily, Dalgona had prepared for this so when they shot off the Boraxian falls, they activated wing jets.
“Ima head out.” He left to get some McDonalds and got a Big Mac. “Mmm, so good.” And then he got the chicky nuggets and then drove away and ate lettuce.
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