Once upon a time, there was an ogre named Shrek Wasowsky. He lived in a mountain and he would throw rocks at everybody in the town at the bottom. One day, somebody came up to him with a cloak. He tried to throw a rockat him but he missed. Just when he was about to throw, a bird landed on his shoulder. The bird asked Shrek why he threw rocks at people. The bird had watched Shrek throw rocks at people for years.
Shrek answered “Because it’s funny to see the little muffins scream like babies. ‘Aaahh!’, ‘Eeek!’ They have such silly, red little faces!”
“But that’s rude, Mr Wasowsky! They scream because you are hurting them! And people usually don’t like getting hurt one bit!” Shouted the bird.
“Ok, ok. Then what should I do with all these rocks?”
“How about you build a house with all the rocks?
“That sounds hard,” said Shrek.
“Ok, then how about you go down to the river and skip rocks?”
“That’s not a bad idea.” With that in mind, Shrek went down to the river with his bag of rocks.
He threw the first rock in the water, but it just went straight into the water!
“This is no fun,” shouted Shrek.
“Give it another try,” encouraged the bird. This time the rock glided across the lake. The next throw was not as good, and this time his rock went right into the face of a fisherman.
This made him angry so he shot Shrek Wasowsky with remote propelled grenade. But Wasowsky caught it and threw it at the town. The house of the Mayor (Mr. Mayo) was obliterated and that started a war between the town of Glockenshrool and Shrek Wasowsky and his friends Jimmy McQueen and Mick and Rorty.
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